“The Server in question died of an overload due to the burst in the registering service. The techies in charge of figuring out issues such as this say “there is still no clear evidence to prove it, but our theory is this has to do with the word ‘Free’ associated with ‘Interwebs’ and the greediness of man (editors comment: and woman).”

Should I say *Insert Youtube link: It’s a trap!*. Only thing that is free is to join the dark side of the empire. Even the rebels have a signup fee, but the dark side…they’re just happy to have you enlist and have your details secured in their insecure registry that’s bound to be stolen sooner or later.

Or I can just go and download it like a good lad and check my medication.